Culture packed weekend with Ma Bonner. Friday, took her to her first ever rock 'n' roll gig -- L Cohen Esq at London's bijou 02 Arena. We were five -- count 'em -- five rows from the front, courtesy Ms Lorca Cohen. Highlights? Way too many, but I nominate "The Partisan" and "Suzanne". Then, boozing with SamAndSimone Upstairs until very late. Ma Bonner is now a Nick Cave fan. Who'd have thought..?
Saturday, post-breakfast with Ma and a cameoing LaLa, to Stratford-Upon-Avon and David "Doctor Who" Tennant as Hamlet, with Patrick "Captain Picard" Stewart as Claudius. It was a melding of sci-fi brains. Phasers to stun, polarity of neutron flow reversed, Tennant sparky. Long drive back to the Bonner ranch.
Sunday, playing with the cat and eating roast beef. Weight: a smidge under 11 stone.
Then, later, the Lock Tavern and a 3am touchdown. Good work for a school night.
Weirdly, BBC1's going dead pastoral singer-songwriter as I write. J Buckley's "Hallelujah" on some generic BeebEeeCee trail, and N Drake's "Pink Moon" playing in Holby City.
Wha' 'appen to the world..? What did I miss..?